Thursday, December 21, 2006
Haiku For You“Greetings” met his teethMy dog he is so mental Bye bye Christmas cards My baby is oneStation wagon in driveway26 is near Fish in a snow globePush pins in an envelope Presents from third...
View ArticleResolutions are Hazardous to Your Health
One of my five New Year's resolutions is to get along better with the dog. You see, since the baby came along, Jake and I have been on the outs. He eats her socks, jumps up on her highchair, has eaten...
View ArticleI am not a team player!
Growing up, I was never what you would call “athletic.” I never kicked a goal in soccer… ok, I barely kicked the ball in soccer. I got asked to leave horseback riding due to a complete lack of...
View ArticleStories I Tell
Once upon a time, my family was having an Easter egg hunt in Seaman’s Park. There we were, frolicking on the hills, finding eggs that we had lovingly painted earlier. In my mind, we were one of those...
View ArticleSunday, March 25, 2007
I love running with the dog. I should do it more often. We go about 4 miles. Lord knows I do not run that whole time. Jake looks back at me like, you cannot be serious. But we trod along, looking at...
View ArticleTuesday, April 17, 2007
A few months ago. It was our first lockdown drill ever. In explaining this new drill to the kids, I used phrases like “just in case” and “for your safety”. Chances are, I said, we will never ever...
View ArticleSunday, May 27, 2007
Nomads To my left, there are two large Rubbermaid tubs full of a scattered sample of our belongings. Antique bunnies, a Simpsons chia pet, a talking George Bush ball- these are just a few of the weird...
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Swiper, No Swiping!
Well, it has been a long time. The last time I wrote here, we were packing and getting ready to move for the fourth time in six years. We moved into a house that had previously been owned by older...
View ArticleThe Second Time Around
Tonight, I got stuck in a booth at a pizza restaurant. I don’t mean, “Darn, I really wanted a table, but they stuck me in a booth.” I mean, I went to slide in beside my daughter and my enormous belly...
View ArticleA Wrinkle in Time
Well, my ten year reunion is coming up. Strange that a decade of my life has gone by faster than you can say nostalgia. Stranger still that in two years and three months, I will no longer even be in my...
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